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August 25, 2017

I used to ride home from college with my friend Becca. She had a red Chevy Cavalier named Joan. Or Judy. One of those. The drive from Charleston to Greenville is just over three hours. On Friday afternoons we were in great moods. We would sing and smoke cigarettes. Hav...

August 21, 2017

“It’s the day of the show ya’ll”

-Waiting for Guffman 

So unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that today was the day that Krispy Kreme replaced their normal glaze with chocolate and people went ape shit. 

For real. I happened to drive by Krispy Kreme at 7:50...

August 19, 2017

8:32am

I took an Ativan at like 6pm last night so I’ve been passed out for the past 13 hours. My parents will be here at like 10:30am to drive me to Atlanta. It’s fanny pack off day so I’m literally counting down the minutes until they unhook me from this thing. 

8:58am 

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August 16, 2017

Netflix has made me hate waiting. I’m now used to knowing what happens immediately. The idea of waiting a week to find out what happens to Jon Snow or Rick from The Walking Dead is horrifying. I hate it so much that sometimes I’ll just let episodes build up, like three...

August 14, 2017

I’ve never been blackmailed, but I imagine the feeling is similar to having cancer in your lymph nodes. The cancer is just hanging out like, “You do just what I say or I’ll ruin you.” And I’m all, “You don’t want to do this…just give me the pictures back!” 

I was in Atl...

August 10, 2017

On June 11, 1997, Michael Jordan scored 38 points, had seven rebounds, five assists, and three steals in game five of the NBA finals. While that would have been a remarkable achievement on a normal night, that particular game is etched in time because he scored those 3...

August 7, 2017

This past New Years Day, Jaimie and I drove up to Brasstown, a little resort tucked away in the North Georgia mountains. They had this insane deal on Travelzoo, and I bought three nights for $69 dollars each. And since we got there on the first, once everyone was heade...

August 4, 2017

“You trying to relax is the most stressful thing in the world.” 

This is what Jaimie said to me yesterday as I was trying to do nothing. My doing nothing was wiping down the stove haphazardly. 

Yesterday was a a hard day. My chemo brain started earlier than normal. It us...

August 2, 2017

We went into Anthropologie yesterday. That's a weird name for a store. Like are they telling us that 2000 years ago clothes and flatware had flower prints and were girly?   

Had to get up at 4:45 this morning to drive to Atlanta for treatment. That is a bummer morn...

August 1, 2017

I think I’ve figured out why there’s not a Make a Wish Foundation for adults. Because we would have the most boring requests. Kids are like:

Kids 1: I want to go to Disney World! 

Kid 2: I want to go to Space Camp!

Meanwhile I’m like: 

Davey: I want this Keegan Sectional 2...

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