Maybe the Tractor is Sexy
They play music in the radiation room. As I’m on the machine, hands above my head, looking at the fake painted skyline, tunes are...
Health Care for All
While in bed last night I was scrolling through twitter. Because I think problems of the world to be the last thing I should see before...
Radiation Day 3: Don't Quit Before the Miracle
Radiation treatment is strange. I’m on this table for ten minutes and then they’re like, “See you tomorrow.” By 7:30am I’m halfway...
Radiation Day 2: Screw Aunt Becky
White people. Is there anything we can’t ruin? Please pardon me, I’m in a bit of a rage black out. Here I’ve been wasting my white...
Radiation #1: A Galaxy Far Away
I had my first out of body experience as a nine year old boy. It happened at Bob Jones University. Bob Jones University is an extremely...
The Virgin Pores
I’ve never considered myself a “tattoo guy.” First off, I don’t like pain. I spend most of my life avoiding uncomfortable situations, so...